Posts Tagged ‘night conquers day’

Riddle of the phoned-in keyboardist – solved

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

Bayusik, yesterday

We contacted Mikael Bayusik to get the low-down on what really went on with the Night Conquers Day keyboard player. Here’s what he had to say:

Heheh, interesting take on how the conversations would go. Seriously though, it is a true story. Raistlyn was a kid named Tim that joined NCD in late 1997 and he did work with us for a little while. He was quite an extraordinary keyboard player, but he rarely memorized anything, so eventually we couldn’t work with him. I think he may have been schizophrenic because sometimes at rehearsal he’d sort of go off on a tangent and we’d have no idea what he was talking about. He wrote the intro and a small piece called “Nightfall’s promise” on the debut NCD album. After leaving the band, he did essentially disappear. And every so often for about 2 years, he would call me up at my home. I’d simply say hello, and he’d start playing some amazing keyboard piece over the phone. I’d listen to it, because it was usually quite amazing, but when finished he’d just hang up. He called me at home several times over a couple years and did it. I have no idea where he is now or what happened to him, I would not be surprised if he ended up in a mental hospital or on medication, because I think he was schizophrenic or something.
But he didn’t call on Sunday mornings, and I have no kids. But yes it is a true story and not some made-up bullshit. I believe that was an exerpt from either an interview or an old on-line bio that’s long gone. I have no idea why it’s included in the Metal-archives page. I guess someone else found the story amusing as well.
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Metal bands take sides over dawn or night

Friday, June 11th, 2010

American metal bands Dawnbringer and Nightbringer are locked in a bitter dispute over whether night or day should be “brought”.

Nightbringer mainman Naas Alcameth claimed that any self-respecting metalhead would probably prefer night over day and that the argument was completely nonsensical anyway.

“We’re prepared to have a fistfight over it though” he said yesterday.

In response, Dawnbringer guitarist Scott Hoffman took up Alcameth’s challenge.

“The fight is on, man! We ain’t scared of no pussies in goth makeup. They only want to bring the night so it’s harder to see how gay they look. Or so it’s easier to bum other men in bushes 24/7. We’re bringing the dawn in boys, yeehaa!”

Whatever the outcome of the hastily arranged duel, a dozen or so bands called Stormbringer also waded into the debate this morning. Generic Black, spokesman for the loose coalition of identically monikered bands issued a statement at a press conference earlier today.

“Be it night or day that wins out, we, the Stormbringers will still be there to rain on them. And maybe thunder a bit. So whatever happens, we win by sheer force of numbers. And if the Plaguebringers think they can get up to their usual pestilence spreading mischief, they’re sadly mistaken. The Doombringers let their tyres down. And the Deathbringers too.”

“Oh, and as to the Warbringers, I say… bring it on!” he quipped.

The Nightbringer vs. Dawnbringer fight is due to take place in a forest clearing somewhere in Pennsylvania at exactly 02:00am next Sunday. The event is free, but you must bring your own dawn with you so as the combatants can see each other.

Former members of defunct black metal band Night Conquers Day have been barred from attending the event and will not be allowed entry. Erik of Watain is also barred due to height restrictions. And also because he’s a lame twat.

The phoned-in keyboard wizard

Saturday, June 5th, 2010

I found this on the Metal-Archives page for black metal band Night Conquers Day and it’s somehow funnier than anything that’s been posted here (not difficult you may say). Presumably it’s from some interview or other with mainman Mikael Bayusik, though I can find no confirmation.

“Raistlyn did some session keyboards on “The First Snowfall” album, most notably was the great Intro that he recorded for that debut CD. He mysteriously disappeared during our debut CD recording sessions and has not been seen since. Once in a great while he will call (randomly) and play some amazing keyboard piece over the phone for me, but never say who it is. He then just hangs up. “

*ring ring*

“Hello, Night Conquers Day residence.”

*tap tap, click*

“Uh, hello?”

*Doo. Da dum. Dala la da da*

“Raistlyn for fuck’s sake it’s Sunday morning, I’ve gotta take the kids to football practice.”

*Da la dum dum DUM dum di dum*

“Look, that sounds great but…”

*Do li tum ti tum la la la fa li dah*

“Can we please just talk about this? Maybe you can come play on the next Tearstained album?”

*Do dah dah dah prom pom pom di doo*

“At least let me know why you…”

*click*

“Goddamn it”