Medical researchers in the UK have revealed exclusively to Antihumanism.com that they have finally discovered a cure for Alzheimer’s disease. The cure is cheap, easily available even in poorer countries and has a 100% success rate. The vaccine takes the form of a single injection and could be rapidly distributed worldwide. Many countries already have facilities in place to start the vaccinations immediately.
 
Amazingly, the cure has actually been widely known for centuries in various forms and was used in ancient times, usually self-administered, before democratic, humanistic liberal Governments came to power and outlawed the practice. “Dr. Zeiweiner”, one of the leading medical experts who rediscovered the cure, spoke to us using a false name: ‘the solution has been staring us in the face the whole time, but no one dared speak up for fear of being castigated or even ridiculed.’

With a severe lack of funding from the Government, the researchers admit they had to pursue some unorthodox avenues in their search for a cure. Another researcher who wishes to remain anonymous told us: ‘we came to the conclusion that prolonging the suffering of people with dementia was unethical. Delaying the onset of the disease is possible but certainly isn’t a longterm solution. The only humane and dignified method of treatment is to administer a lethal injection. Keeping someone alive with advanced stages of dementia verges on a particularly cruel and degrading form of torture. We don’t do it to animals, so why our fellow man?’

According to experts, lethal injection also cures those diagnosed with AIDS, cancer, mental and physical retardation and even IQ deficiency. ‘We could put an end to all of those people’s misery and build a healthier, more productive and more caring society’, Dr. Zeiweiner said. ‘One of the best aspects of the cure is that it frees up vast amounts of resources that can be channelled into more useful areas like education and public transport. I imagine there would be tax cuts too, due to there being no costly high-dependency people to support.’

Statistics from the Alzheimer’s Society confirm that the financial cost of dementia to the UK alone is over £17 billion a year and by 2025, they conservatively estimate that there will be over 1 million people in the UK with the disease.

Damningly however, no present Government is willing to approve the cure for widespread and non-voluntary usage, condemning hundreds of thousands of people to continue suffering and being an unnecessary and highly damaging burden on society.