The return of retarded search terms
Friday, March 12th, 2010
Since the last post on this fascinating insight into the minds of the multitudinous web-peasants who stumble across the noble e-moat of Antihumanism.com, we’ve collected dozens more classic gems of genuine retardation for your enjoyment pleasure. As tempting as it may be for us to make a few up, there’s really no need when you read through some of these!
So without further ado, here’s a little selection of the “best” we received recently:
Fenriz girlfriend (yes, teenage girls and boys are still obsessed with knowing if their fave black metal superstar is taken, or like, totally available!)
Mortuus girlfriend (just give it up already, he’s just so out of your league! If the music of Fragrant Mist is anything to go by, he’ll bore you to death anyway, trying to be “crazy” and random)
Darkness is my only friend black metal (the emos have arrived! Or possibly the goths. Exterminate them all)
Can I delete facebook (what, the whole site? You have to admire this guy’s ambition)
Mayhem dead cake (who wouldn’t want a birthday cake with Dead’s brains painted on it in red food dye?)
Euronymous mayhem cake (somewhere, there’s a kid jumping up and down with excitement at mommy’s food dye rendition of Euronymous’ corpsepainted face on icing)
Black metal with mosh breakdowns (sigh…)
Satyricon hermaphrodite (kind of an obvious and unsurprising one, but still amusing)
Vagina being fisted pictures (how would this lead them to Antihumanism.com, I wonder? I’m sure one of our many admirers will chime in to let us know)
What the fuck is humanism? (Can you actually imagine the type of person who would be so frustrated by their inability to understand the concept of something that they actually type “what the fuck is humanism?” into a search engine as if angrily shouting at God after a bad day at the extermination camp administration offices?)
That’s it for now, I’m sure there’ll be more soon. TREMBLE IN TREPIDATION FOR OUR WRATH SHALL BE TERRIBLE AND UNPLEASANT.