Morphine and Fentanyl given Services to Metal Award
This past Thursday, July 29th in a secret location in London (as if anyone in their right mind would want to attend anyway), the tiresome annual Kerrang! Awards ceremony took place.
The festivities, featuring a sodomy theme and attended by utter wankers from around the world, were hosted by vacuous idiots Slipknot / Stone Sour (huh?) frontman Corey Taylor and Anthrax guitar wimp Scott Ian (who had nothing better to do presumably).
At the ceremony, rock music’s version of Heat magazine paid tribute to the drugs Morphine and Fentanyl, a cocktail of which happily killed late Slipknot bassist Paul Gray in May, awarding the meds with the golden K! for Services To Metal. Taylor accepted the award on the pharmaceuticals’ behalf to a standing ovation.
After the awards, ITN (on what must have been the slowest news day ever) spoke to Corey about what the award symbolized to him and how it felt to accept the award for his beloved drug of choice. You can see the poignant interview somewhere else you fucking retards.
Tags: anthrax, bassist dead, corey taylor, dead, drugs, fentanyl, gay, iowa, kerrang, morphine, mtv, nu metal, overdose, paul gray, services to metal award, slipknot
August 5th, 2010 at 8:05 am
does Kerrang even exist anymore?? (pardon me, I forgot the precious exclamation point at the end of Kerrang. On second thought, it never derserved on in the first place-so-omitted)
it was always the WORST, trendfuck-iest rag on the market.
Printed toilet paper. Not surpising that the jam wearing whore known as Scott Ian made an appearance. The only good thing I can say about Scott, was I do remeber back in 87, I did by a rag, cannot remember which one-was not Kerrang, I know that.
But Scott was reviewing albums and he gave a rave review for “Into The Pandemonium”
So for that brief, elusive, moment, way back yonder Scott had taste.
Kudos Scott.
August 6th, 2010 at 7:42 pm
Fuck Korn!!! And fuck Slipknot!!
Long live death metal!!!
August 6th, 2010 at 7:45 pm
And fuck Kerrang!!!
August 19th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
@ Adrian McCoy
Right on bro!!
November 11th, 2010 at 11:38 pm
On Veterans Day, we need to remember that there are Metal Veterans who have served and have given their lives for drugs, poverty, and various diseases. They are the true heroes, when you walk down the street and you see a vet, don’t forget!
November 15th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Jam wearing whore? Whats that, like strawberry or summat?
November 30th, 2010 at 3:31 pm
I’m thinking more like Boysenberry…
is that “my” Jessica from across the pond?
where have you been my dear..?
the place has simply turned all boring and quiet..ala Western Roman Empire…
now you..are all byzantine baby,,,lol
December 8th, 2010 at 5:08 pm
I NEED MY FIX OF ANTIHUMANISM
December 8th, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Still here grinding my teeth.
December 23rd, 2010 at 2:54 pm
you are all retarded pussies with 2cm brown dicks.
January 7th, 2011 at 2:17 pm
I NEED MY FIX OF ANTIHUMANISM
LOL
January 7th, 2011 at 10:44 pm
Grinding…when will we see the return…
February 9th, 2011 at 8:06 am
The day Paul Gray died was a truly great day for music, although it did subject the world to the wailing shrieking grief of Slipknot’s odious fanbase.
March 8th, 2011 at 12:31 pm
OF DARKNESS AND EVIL!!!
March 11th, 2011 at 5:23 am
I KEEP POOPING MY PANTS. WITH EVERY FART I MAKE A CHILD DIES IN MOZAMBIQUE. YOU MAY LAUGH BUT IT’S NOT FUNNY WHEN IT HAPPENS TO YOU.
March 25th, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Thank god the DJ, the rapper guy and the twinkish drummer are OK, though! \m/