Cure discovered for Alzheimer’s disease
Medical researchers in the UK have revealed exclusively to Antihumanism.com that they have finally discovered a cure for Alzheimer’s disease. The cure is cheap, easily available even in poorer countries and has a 100% success rate. The vaccine takes the form of a single injection and could be rapidly distributed worldwide. Many countries already have facilities in place to start the vaccinations immediately.
Amazingly, the cure has actually been widely known for centuries in various forms and was used in ancient times, usually self-administered, before democratic, humanistic liberal Governments came to power and outlawed the practice. “Dr. Zeiweiner”, one of the leading medical experts who rediscovered the cure, spoke to us using a false name: ‘the solution has been staring us in the face the whole time, but no one dared speak up for fear of being castigated or even ridiculed.’
With a severe lack of funding from the Government, the researchers admit they had to pursue some unorthodox avenues in their search for a cure. Another researcher who wishes to remain anonymous told us: ‘we came to the conclusion that prolonging the suffering of people with dementia was unethical. Delaying the onset of the disease is possible but certainly isn’t a longterm solution. The only humane and dignified method of treatment is to administer a lethal injection. Keeping someone alive with advanced stages of dementia verges on a particularly cruel and degrading form of torture. We don’t do it to animals, so why our fellow man?’
According to experts, lethal injection also cures those diagnosed with AIDS, cancer, mental and physical retardation and even IQ deficiency. ‘We could put an end to all of those people’s misery and build a healthier, more productive and more caring society’, Dr. Zeiweiner said. ‘One of the best aspects of the cure is that it frees up vast amounts of resources that can be channelled into more useful areas like education and public transport. I imagine there would be tax cuts too, due to there being no costly high-dependency people to support.’
Statistics from the Alzheimer’s Society confirm that the financial cost of dementia to the UK alone is over £17 billion a year and by 2025, they conservatively estimate that there will be over 1 million people in the UK with the disease.
Damningly however, no present Government is willing to approve the cure for widespread and non-voluntary usage, condemning hundreds of thousands of people to continue suffering and being an unnecessary and highly damaging burden on society.
Tags: alzheimers disease, alzheimers society, cure, dementia, elderly, lethal injection, mental health, research
April 21st, 2009 at 2:01 pm
This is the most insensitive article about dementia/alzhiemers I’ve ever seen. NOT FUNNY.
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:22 am
yes. kill them all. back to the way nature is supposed to be. why do we keep so many alive? when they are meant to die, let them die. deleting these scars to humanity will make us a stronger race. natural selection is the way it is supposed to be, so why do we not allow it to do its job.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
This is really groundbreaking stuff. Imagine what this can do for those suffering from obesity!
We are usually staring at the solutions to these complex problems right in the face.
April 25th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
did it hurt your little ego?
May 3rd, 2009 at 11:17 am
Unbelievable! I actualy think you people might be retarded or mentaly ill yourselves if you think like that!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!
May 3rd, 2009 at 11:43 am
My fellow Americans, I would seriously and earnestly consider legalising this cure, but only if the dumb masses demanded it enough. I want to be popular. Please love me.
May 18th, 2009 at 2:53 am
How ’bout kill all you hopeless fucktards that dont value human life, you’re all just a bunch of dumb beasts
June 3rd, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Thumps up on this article.
After i did my presentation about euthanasia in medical healthcare and welfare faculty i got interviewed about me being a potentional school shooter and stuff.
June 10th, 2009 at 6:48 am
this could possibly cure homosexualism as well. oh and that other black-pigment disease we have.
June 23rd, 2009 at 1:51 pm
The forced extermination of anyone with a disease that is currently incurable?
I can’t bring myself to agree with such a barbaric viewpoint.
Incurable diseases themselves are barbaric in their own right, but forcing the millions of people afflicted with them to sacrifice their lives against their will is equally wrong. Economical? Part of what’s wrong with society at large today is that we view all life as a pricetag. (X) amount for this operation. (Y) amount that they contributed into the economy and social security during (Z) amount of working years. There’s no room for compassion, morality, or human rights in such an equation.
On the flip side, if I was diagnosed with an incurable disease tomorrow, I should have the right to choose assisted suicide if I wish. Racking up a decade of medical bills for my family to pay after I am gone, and rotting away one inch at a time, is something I want to spare myself and my family. By the same token, if I am diagnosed with a type of cancer that has a high survival rate, I should be allowed to try treatment(s) before taking such a drastic step as assisted suicide.
Keep such an important choice in the hands of the individual, not a nameless, faceless group or branch of government. There’s no turning back once such power is handed over.
–DKnight
October 8th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
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September 6th, 2010 at 9:10 am
Not a bad idea actually, but people like mct68 get all butthurt over it. How the hell do you expect us to find a cure for everything (we can’t, if you knew anything about science)?! Death is certainly a far less costly avenue, not to mention there are many people here in the US who are angry that they cannot gain access to lethal dosages. You so called “caring” people would rather them suffer painfully until death, rather than letting them be at peace. Good work….